I'm Not A Good Mother At All.

If You're A Generous Person, When You Get Money And Fame, You're Going To Be More Generous. If You're A Sharer, You're Going To Be More Sharing. If You're A Coward, You're Just Going To Be A Bigger Coward. That's All Money And Fame Does.

Your Career Is What You're Paid For. Your Calling Is What You're Made For.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

Anyone Can Sleep With A Guy In 24-48 Hours, But You're Sending The Wrong Signal To The Guy If You Do That.

You've Got To Quit Lowering Your Standards. Set Your Requirements Up Front So When A Guy Hooks You, He Has To Know This Is Business.