I'm Not A Fighter, I'm A Bleeder.

All The Shy People Are Doomed! Natural Selection Favors The Loud And The Aggressive

Home Gigs Can Be Hard Because It's An Odd Collision. More Than Anything, I Feel Self-conscious When My Family Are In The Audience. I'm Doing This Job Which Is Not Quite Acting - Part Of It Is Me, Part Performance. You're Presenting A Cartoon Of Yourself To People Who Know You As A Line-drawing.

It Should Not Be An Act Of Social Disobedience To Light A Cigarette. Unless You're Actually A Doctor Working At An Incubator.

You See The Button With The Guy With The Tray, And You Push It, And He Arrives With A Sandwich! And You Think: "yes! Yes! I Control Sandwich Monkey! I Live In Magic Land, Magic Land, Magic Land"

Some People Have Told Me That I'm Grumpy; It's Not Something That I'm Aware Of. It's Not Like I Walk Around Poking Children In The Eye... Not Very Small Ones, Anyway.