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An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
-Stephen Colbert
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An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away,
Stephen Colbert
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
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