I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

In Most Places In The Country, Voting Is Looked Upon As A Right And A Duty, But In Chicago It's A Sport.

What Happens To Black Folks Today, Happens To White Folks Tomorrow.

No Being Should Be Killed. No Being Should Be Unloved.

Love Is Man's Natural Endowment, But He Doesn't Know How To Use It. He Refuses To Recognize The Power Of Love Because Of His Love Of Power.

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.