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T's Much Less Daunting Once You've Put Your Foot On The Road To It. I'm A Notorious Couch Potato And I Don't Like Exercise. Half An Hour Of Physical Exercise, Like Jogging Or Fast Walking A Day Is A Start.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

Fame And Stuff Like That Is All Very Cool, But At The End Of The Day, We're All Human Beings. Although What I Do Is Incredibly Surreal And Fun And Amazing And I'm Really Grateful For It, I Don't Believe My Own Press Release, Do You Know What I Mean?

David Mamet We All Know Is A Great Screenplay Writer And Playwright And A Great Director. If You Like Him, You Like Him. If You Hate Him, You Really Hate Him. He's Someone Who's Into Controversy, You Know What I Mean? That's David Mamet.

Then There's Your Diet. You Cut Out Sugars, Fat, Soy Sauces... Anything That's Nice. Tea And Coffee Is Replaced By Boiling Water With Lemon. It's Amazing How Quickly You Get Into It. There's Also Herbal Tea And A Lot Of Water, Obviously... About Two Litres A Day.