I'm Not A Big Guy Anyway. I'm

I Love Dogs. Like, A Lot. They’re My Favorite Animal. Ever.

I Like To Be Other People, Not Me. And When You're On The Red Carpet, It's Like, 'here's Tom Hardy.' I Don't Want To Be Me. That's Why I Play Other People.

I Liked You Better When You Were Drunk .

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.

I'm Just Getting Settled As A Responsible Man - But If You Split The Elephant Into Little Mouthfuls It Will Be Fine.