I'm No Actor And I Never Have

When The Public Doesn't Want Me Any Longer, I'll Quit.

Every Picture I Make, Every Experience Of My Private Life, Every Lesson I Learn Are The Keys To My Future. And I Have Faith In It.

This Power That I'm Supposed To Have Over Women Was Never Noticed When I Was A Stage Actor On Broadway. I Don't Know When I Got It. And By God, I Can't Explain It.

I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio Who Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time.

I Don't Want A Lot Of Strangers Looking Down At My Wrinkles And My Big Fat Belly When I'm Dead.