I'm Never A Reliable Narrator, Unbiased Or

I Learned A Long Time Ago That Trying To Micromanage The Perfect Vacation Is Always A Disaster. That Leads To Terrible Times.

I Have The Best Job In The World.

Cream Rises. Excellence Does Have Its Rewards.

Don't Lie About It. You Made A Mistake. Admit It And Move On. Just Don't Do It Again. Ever

That Without Experimentation, A Willingness To Ask Questions And Try New Things, We Shall Surely Become Static, Repetitive, Moribund.