I'm Most Proud Of My Family.

On My Twelfth Birthday, I Got A New Bicycle As A Present From My Folks, And I Rode It To A Fair That Was Being Held At The Columbia Gymnasium, And When I Come Out, My Bike Was Gone. I Was So Mad I Was Crying, And A Policeman, Joe Martin, Come Up And I Told Him I Was Going To Whip Whoever Took My Bike. He Said I Ought To Take Some Boxing Lessons To Learn How To Whip The Thief Better, And I Did. That's When I Started Fighting.

No Pork, Soda Pop, Cigarettes, Alcohol – Ever!

He's Too Ugly To Be The Champ!

Most People Don't Pray Until They're In Trouble. When People Need Help They Pray A Lot. But After They Get What They Want, They Slow Down. If A Man Takes Five Showers A Day, His Body Will Be Clean. Praying Five Times A Day Helps Me Clean My Mind.

Sonny Liston Is Nothing. The Man Can't Talk. The Man Can't Fight. The Man Needs Talking Lessons. The Man Needs Boxing Lessons. And Since He's Gonna Fight Me, He Needs Falling Lessons.