I Believe In The Religion Of Islam.

I Don't Count My Sit-ups. I Only Start Counting When It Starts Hurting. That Is When I Start Counting, Because Then It Really Counts. That's What Makes You A Champion.

I've Never Really Resented Hard Work Because I've Always Liked It. Up Every Morning For Roadwork. Going To The Gymnasium Every Day At 12 O'clock. I Never Change My Pattern.

I'm Not The Greatest; I'm The Double Greatest. Not Only Do I Knock 'em Out, I Pick The Round.

I Ain't Got No Quarrel With Them Viet Cong.

If America Were In A Just War I'd Volunteer For The Front Line. I'd Do The Shuffling And Win The War.