I'm Lucky To Be In This Business.

Sometimes It's Good To Miss A Bus. It Might Be The Wrong Bus.

When People Are Nasty, It Gets Everybody's Attention, And It Gives Them A Name.

In Show Business, You Can't Make A Living. You Can Only Make A Fortune, But You Can't Make A Living.

What Life Really Is All About Is Happiness. It's Not Money, Or Stature, Or The Amount Of Cars You Have In Your Driveway. Life, A Really Successful Life, Is One In Which You Are Loved And Love Somebody Else, Or Some Other People.

I've Made A Lot Of People A Lot Of Money, And I've Made A Lot Of People Really Happy. I've Entertained Millions And Millions Of People.