I'm Kind Of Shocked Any Time Somebody

I Know Some Amazing Actors Who Are Not Mortified Every Moment Of The Day, So My Feeling Is That Maybe You Don't Have To Be A Wreck To Be Good.

Every Character I Play Has To Be The Hero Of His Own Story, The Way We're All Heroes Of Our Own Lives.

I'm Hardly The Most Notable Person In 'zombieland.' The Other Actors In It Are Way More Famous Than I Am.

I've Never Worked During The Summer. I Take Summers Off.

In Those Moments Where You're Not Quite Sure If The Undead Are Really Dead, Dead, Don't Get All Stingy With Your Bullets. I Mean, One More Clean Shot To The Head, And This Lady Could Have Avoided Becoming A Human Happy Meal. Woulda... Coulda... Shoulda.