I'm Just Permanently Agitated By Everything And

I Never Wore A Studded Leather Jacket, Y'know. Ne-va! If I Had Had The Money I Wouldn't Have Spent It On Shit Like That.

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.

Love Is Two Minutes Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishing Noises. It Shows Your Mind Isn't Clicking Right.

If You Were To Look Back At Me As A School Kid You'd See A Very Quiet Little Church Mouse Kind Of Character.