I'm Just Here For The Narcotics.

I Talked To Snoop Doggy Dog Today. Well I'm Not Sure If You Could Really Call It Talked Because I Could Hardly Understand What He Was Saying. But I Think He Was Trying To Communicate Was That He Wanted To Work With Me In Some Sort Of Capacity And Something Involving Marijuana.

If You Die And Enough People Are Watching, Then You Become A Martyr, You Become A Hero, You Become Well-known.

I Was A Pizza-delivery Boy At The Pizza Oven In Canton. I Wanted To Get Fired So Bad, I Actually Wrecked The Delivery Car, But They Wouldn't Fire Me. I Was The Only Person They Had Working There.

I Put A Mustache And Some Eyebrows On, And I Looked Just Like Nicolas Cage. ... We Have The Same Amazingly Handsome Good Looks.

I Have Mood Poisoning. Must Be Something I Hate.