I'm Just Happy When People Want Me

My Golden Retriever, Callie, Is So Easy To Please. She Finds Great Pleasure In Our Day-to-day Routine, Which Helps Me To Enjoy The Simple Things. She Loves To Jump On The Couch With Her Favorite Toys And Roll Around While I Clap My Hands.

I Also Like Men Who Like Dogs. I Couldn't Date A Man Who Doesn't Like My Dog.

If I'm Walking Very, Very Fast Down Madison Avenue In The Middle Of The Day, I'll Say I'm Stopped 10 Times.

I'm 12 Years Sober, So I Don't Have Beer! When I Used To Drink I Really Liked Bass Ale!

Dogs Are Very, Very Pleasant With People That They're Connected To.