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To Listen To Your Own Silence Is The Key To Comedy.

There Are Many Comedians Who Are Afraid To Work Outside The Coasts And The Casinos Because They're Afraid They'll Bomb.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

Citizens Are All Equal In Politics: We Each Have One Vote.

When I Played The Sahara Hotel In Las Vegas On New Year's Eve, I Got To Bring Wiley, My 85-pound Black Lab. He's Responsible For My Favorite New Year's Memory Of All: At The End Of The Show, He Ran Onstage And Then Out Across All The Tables In The Showroom, Sending Champagne Glasses And Gamblers Flying.