I'm Just A Huge Fan Of Joe

Well, I Came Down To La Initially To Join The Groundlings, Which Is An Improv Comedy Group. I Didn't Get In, Of Course, Becaue I'm Not A Part Of The Groundlings. I Just Assumed That I Could Walk In And Take Over. So They Said: "hit The Road Jack." And I Ended Up Getting An Agent Instead. They Sent Me Out On A Couple Of Leads And I Ended Up On A Sitcom And Van Wilder Thereafter And Then Pantsless With Sandra Bullock.

Each Time I Take A Role, I'm Always Nervous About It At The Beginning And I'm Always Afraid What If That, What If This. Every Time I Take A Role And I'm Somewhat Terrified At The Beginning And I Get Into It And I Start Working, That's A Big Win For Me. So, Really It Is Stepping Forward In The Face Of Whatever Fears That I've Created For Myself And Going Forward Anyway And Those Are Always Big Moments For Me.

I Would Sooner Be Prime Minister Of The Moon Than Run Another Marathon. I've Been Really Lucky. I Didn't Have Any Toenails Fall Off Or Anything Disgusting Like That. I Still Have All Three Nipples.

I Know There Are Actors We All Want To Beat Up A Little. I Think It's Important To Do Whatever It Takes, And Whatever It Takes Sometimes Involves Some Physical Or Mental Discipline. There's A Lot At Stake.

I Just Want To Finish What I'm Doing And Go Home. I Want To Have A Weekend. I Want To Have Breakfast, A Stack Of Pancakes. I Don't Want To Not Enjoy Where I Am At This Very Moment. So, Every Time I Plan Something The Exact Opposite Happens.