I Have Daddy Issues. So I Keep

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

I Remember Exiting The Birth Canal And Suddenly I Was In A Film. But You Are Never Really In Charge Of That. The Movie Came Out About Five Or Six Months Ago In America. It Was Miramax In The States And Disney Here [fakes Falling Asleep]. What Happened. I Love Working For Disney, Not Walt Specifically Because He Couldn't Be More Dead, But The Company Is Fantastic.

I Just Love Bikes. It's Not The Safest Passion To Have, But I Guess It's Better Than Russian Roulette.

When I Exhale, I Just Turn Right Into Louie Anderson.

As A Kid, I Think I Wanted To Be The On-set Dresser For 'charlie's Angels'. My Goals Weren't Lofty. No. I Just Wanted To Someday Quit My Paper Round And That Was About It.