I'm Interested In Playing Old Ladies Because

I Don't Have A Waist: I'm A Breadbox On Top Of Legs.

I Am A Greedy Actor In The Sense That I Like The Big Bites. Put A Big Fat Steak In Front Of Me, And I Will Eat It.

I'm Not Glamorous, I Don't Have A Look, I Don't Know Anything About Opera, I Have No Italian, And I'm Too Old.

The Director's Job Is Full Of All Sorts Of Annoyances And Details - Like How Many Cars Are On The Street. Ugh. I Don't Want It. I Like My Gig. And I Feel That For The Next 30 Years Or So I Can Keep Learning More About It.

Sweat Makes Good Friendship Cement.