A Critic Is Someone Who Never Actually

I Don't Have A Waist: I'm A Breadbox On Top Of Legs.

I'm Interested In Playing Old Ladies Because I Am Becoming One. And I Want To Become A Very Good One!

I Don't Take Part In Texting And Those Other Things Myself, So I Don't Really Know If People Put As Much Thought Into Messaging As They Used To Into Writing Letters.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.

The Director's Job Is Full Of All Sorts Of Annoyances And Details - Like How Many Cars Are On The Street. Ugh. I Don't Want It. I Like My Gig. And I Feel That For The Next 30 Years Or So I Can Keep Learning More About It.