I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

A Young Imagination Is Bold, Likes To Make Bigger Leaps. It Likes To, Well, Imagine That The Dustbuster Is A Dinosaur; That The Computer Mouse Is A Hotrod; That The Box Is A Cave; That The Rawhide Is A Torch... Or A Baton... Or Something.

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

I Love Christmas. Frosty The Snowman, Peace On Earth And Mangers, Salvation Army Bell Ringers And Reindeer, The Movie 'meet Me In St. Louis,' Office Parties And Cookies.