I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

I Don't Think Everyone Should Vote. If You Have To Be Dragged Into The Polls, Carried Into The Polls And Smelling Salts Have To Be Used, You Probably Shouldn't Be Voting. However, We Shouldn't Be Putting Up Barriers To Voting That Target Certain Groups.

Irony Is The Disparity Between What You Expect Will Happen, And What Does Happen. So Raining On Your Wedding Day Isn't Ironic, It's Just Crappy. It Would Have Been Ironic If She Had Lived In A Place Like Seattle, And Traveled To The Desert Of Mexico For A Wedding And It Ended Up Raining There, But Not In Seattle. Alanis Always Gets The Last Laugh Though. We All Sit Here, Saying Her Song Isn't Ironic, But In Fact, That's Pretty Ironic That She Wrote A Song Called Ironic That Wasn't Really Ironic. Those Canadians Are Pretty Crafty.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.