I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

I'm Always Working On A Few Different Stories At Once, So There's Always Some Really Big Coffee Table Book I'm Carrying Around.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.