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I Don't Think Everyone Should Vote. If You Have To Be Dragged Into The Polls, Carried Into The Polls And Smelling Salts Have To Be Used, You Probably Shouldn't Be Voting. However, We Shouldn't Be Putting Up Barriers To Voting That Target Certain Groups.

If There's One Thing That Everyone Can Agree On, It's That, Right Or Wrong, They Hate The Press.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.