I'm Impressed With A 90 Year Old

Time And Distance Have A Way Of Playing Tricks With Your Best Intentions.

I Inherited My Father's Insatiable Desire To Meet All The Beautiful Girls In The World.

My Sobriety Isn't Up For Discussion, But As For Vices, I Seem To Hack Away At Them With My Invisible Machete From Dawn Till Dusk. The Vice Of 'more' Is An Ongoing Theme.

When You Realize That There's A Name And A Description For This Condition That You Thought Was Insanity, You've Identified The Problem, And Now You Can Do Something About It.

Sometimes Life's So Much Cooler When You Just Don't Know Any Better And All The Painful Lessons Have Not Hammered Your Head Open Yet.