I'm Impossible To Direct. I Couldn't Get

To My Fellow Nominees, Whoever They Are - I'm Not That Familiar With Their Work - I Just Want To Say, There's Always Next Year - Except, You Know, For Ray Romano.

I Come From A Really Big Family, My Father Was A Businessman And What He Always Instilled In Us Was To Be Your Own Boss. My Father Built Up His Business, And He Was By No Means A Rich Man, But He Figured Out How To Work Four-and-a-half Days A Week.

My Ritual It's Kind Of An Involuntary Ritual. I Lie Awake The Night Before, Worrying About Award Ceremony. Try And Think Of Something To Write In Case I Actually Get Up There. I Write It At The Very Last Minute Like Either In The Car On The Way To The Ceremony Or, You Know, In The Bathroom Before The Show Starts. It's All Of Jumbled Mess Written On A Napkin Or A Piece Of Toilet Paper. That's My Good Luck Ritual. It's Just Like Being In College Waiting For The Last Minute To Do Everything.

I Don't Look As Handsome In Men In Black Ii As I Did In The First One.

Henry Kissinger Appeared On Dynasty. Have You Had Any Celebrities Outside Of The Film Or Acting Realm That Have Said, "you Know, I'd Love To Do A Bit Part Or Something," A Sports Star Or A Politician Or?