I'm Hooked On Email. That's Right, Kids,

If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!

I Am Probably A Pseudo-intellectual.

I View My Own Body As A Petting Zoo. I Am The Main Attraction... And The Only Customer.

I'm Not Aware Of Having A Creepy Laugh, But Apparently I Do.

I Don't Like The Whole Blowing The Candles Out Ritual... Blowing Their Germs All Over The Cake. If I Want To Catch Something On My Birthday. I Don't Want It To Be From The Cake. If You Know What I'm Saying.