I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And

The Americans Lecture The World On Democracy And Then Won’t Let Me Turn The Traction Control Off!

The Air Conditioning In Lamborghinis Used To Be An Asthmatic Sitting In The Dashboard Blowing At You Through A Straw.

Let's Be Perfectly Clear, Shall We. The Fox Is Not A Little Orange Puppy Dog With Doe Eyes And A Waggly Tail. It's A Disease-ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark.

It Was As Relaxing As Being Tickled.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.