I'm Happy, Certainly, Given The Times We're

There's Something About Cats' Self-sufficiency And Their Seemingly Individualistic Ways That I Find Compelling.

My Monologues Aren't Always Funny. They're Generally Thoughtful. Sometimes At Different Levels Of Aggravation. And Sometimes No Aggravation. But The Pressure On Me Is Not To Be Joke-efficient When I'm Talking On This Mic. And That Sets The Tone.

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

When You Actually Meet The Devil And He Offers You A Deal Most Artists Eventually Negotiate.

Art Is Supposed To Punch You In The Brain, And It's Supposed To Stay Punched.