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The Jokes I Used To Do On 'sex And The City' Were Always Comic Character Things, And They Were Rarely Hard Jokes. As Soon As You Go Up In Front Of People, It Demands Laughter.

Only Two Things Change When You Get Older: The Energy In Your Voice And The Time Of Night You Feel It's Appropriate To Call Someone. In Your 20s, People Call At 2 A.m. And Yell, 'are You Up?' Into The Answering Machine. Now, Someone Calls After 8 P.m., And My Boyfriend Is Like, 'who Is That? Who Could Be Calling At This Hour?'

The First-time Director Thing Is Just Another Label Somebody Puts On You.

Let There Be No Mistake. A Gay Man Alone Could Never Begin To Replicate The Inner Workings Of The Female Mind.

People Wince When Something Is In Bad Taste. They Laugh When It's Funny. If It's Too Dirty Or Wrong, They Won't Laugh. But If It's A Big, Dirty, Smart, Funny Laugh, They Love It.