I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog...

What Tends To Happen In Most Movies Is That Strip Clubs Are Used As A Short Hand For Unsympathetic, Sleazy People. And That's Just A Lazy Cliché.

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All Drama Teachers Are Very Effusive, Very Emotionally Open, Very Big, And Gesticulate A Lot, And Are Very Physical. Those People Don't Work In Banks And They Don't Work For Pharmaceutical Companies. They Teach Drama, Or They May Be Theatre Directors. That's Why I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.