I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog...

I Want My Work To Be Judged, Not Me.

To Me, Most Theatre Looks Ridiculous. I Find It Very Difficult To Do. Personally, If I Ever Try To Do Serious Stuff, I Always End Up Looking Like An Asshole, So I Might As Well Try And Do Comedy, Because I'm Good At That.

The Important Thing Is Not To Be Defined By What Others Think Of You.

That Was Liquid Football

It Is Not True That Sex Degrades Women... If It Is Any Good.