I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

Pain Only Hurts When You Are Looking For A Reason To Quit. You Don't Feel A Thing When You Know You Can Still Win.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.