I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just

I Think The Most Famous Person I've Ever Met Is Brad Pitt.

It's Hard To Make Something That's Interesting. It's Really, Really Hard. It's Like A Law Of Nature, A Law Of Aerodynamics, That Anything That's Written Or Anything That's Created Wants To Be Mediocre. The Natural State Of All Writing Is Mediocrity... So What It Takes To Make Anything More Than Mediocre Is Such An Act Of Will.

I Wish That Someone Had Said To Me That It's Normal To Feel Lost For A Little While.

I Remember When I First Got Married, There Was A Certain Amount Of Internet Traffic On The Subject Of, "who Is This Beard Who Is Allegedly Married To Ira Glass? Obviously, He's Gay."

The Most Important Possible Thing You Can Do Is Do A Lot Of Work.