I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just

If You're Not Failing All The Time, You're Not Creating A Situation Where You Can Get Lucky.

Great Stories Happen To Those Who Can Tell Them.

I Was A Chubby, Unathletic Kid And Conformed To Every Possible Stereotype You Could Imagine Of Someone Who Would End Up In Public Broadcasting.

Don't Wait Till You're Older, Or In Some Better Job Than You Have Now. Don't Wait For Anything. Don't Wait Till Some Magical...idea Drops Into Your Lap. That's Not Where Ideas Come From. Go Looking For An Idea And It'll Show Up. Begin Now.

I Don't Think I've Ever Stolen Anything.