I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just

For Me To Do A Story, Something Has To Happen To Someone. It's A Story In The Way You Learn What A Story Is In Third Grade, Where There Is A Person And Things Happen To Them And Then Something Big Happens And They Realize Something New.

I Seen A Pig So Big It’d Block Out The Sun.

I Don't Think I've Ever Stolen Anything.

If You're Not Failing All The Time, You're Not Creating A Situation Where You Can Get Lucky.

Just When Did I Get To The Point When Staying At A Hotel Wasn't Fun?