Honestly, I Am So Ignorant Of How

I Played No Sports Well. Because I Was A Boy In The United States Of America, I Was Forced Into Little League And Played Horrible Little League Baseball, And Played Football And Basketball In School Situations Where I Was Forced To.

It's Not A Terribly Original Thing To Say, But I Love Raymond Carver. For One Thing, He's Fun To Read Out Loud.

I Think Good Radio Often Uses The Techniques Of Fiction: Characters, Scenes, A Big Urgent Emotional Question. And As In The Best Fiction, Tone Counts For A Lot.

I Don't Like That Whole "art Should Challenge You" Thing. Because I Don't Feel Like Art Actually Does Challenge You. I Was A Semiotics Major At Brown, And There's This Idea That Stories Are Better, Books Are Better, And Movies Are Better If They Cocked You Off Your Axis And You Were Completely Disoriented And You'd Really Have To Rethink Everything.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.