I'm Going To Do Things When They

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?

I'm Going To Do Things When They Are Right For Me.

If You're Fortunate To Have Talent And Getting Paid For Something You Love Doing. All You've Got To Do Is Perform For 90 Minutes.

I Won Player Of The Year And Players' Player, Two Cups And Two Championship Medals, Had A Great Time.

I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In Every Subject.