I'm Going Back To My Parrot Head

The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo Has Sent Many A Fool Out Into The Jungle When He Should Have Stayed Home.

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Go Fast Enough To Get There, But Slow Enough To See.

Fun Is About As Good A Habit As There Is.