I'm Going Back To My Parrot Head

The Only Thing That Is Still Free In This World Is Religion, Which Is Why A Lot Of People "find It.

Maybe There Is Another Who Sees Life Not As A Flickering Candle But As A Torch That Can Illuminate An Undiscovered World.

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.