I'm Giving [my Analyst] One More Year--then

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.

90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up

I Had An Iq Test. The Results Came Back Negative.

The Artist Can't Give You An Answer That's Satisfying To The Dreadful Reality Of Your Existence. So The Best You Can Do Is Maybe Entertain People And Refresh Them For An Hour-and-a-half.

The Talent For Being Happy Is Appreciating And Liking What You Have, Instead Of What You Don't Have.