Meanwhile, The Minute You Put On The

People Are Always Talking About The Dumbing Down Of The Country.

It's A Wonderful Thing To Be Able To Create Your Own World Whenever You Want To.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

Take The Money And Run.

Twenty-one Years Ago, When I First Heard Mia Farrow Had Accused Me Of Child Molestation, I Found The Idea So Ludicrous I Didn't Give It A Second Thought. We Were Involved In A Terribly Acrimonious Breakup, With Great Enmity Between Us And A Custody Battle Slowly Gathering Energy. The Self-serving Transparency Of Her Malevolence Seemed So Obvious I Didn't Even Hire A Lawyer To Defend Myself. It Was My Show Business Attorney Who Told Me She Was Bringing The Accusation To The Police And I Would Need A Criminal Lawyer.