The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

It's A Pleasure To Work With Someone Who Is Just As Strong As You Are.

I Want To Speak Directly To The Audience, To Say, 'i'm Like You - I'm Frustrated, I'm Not An Expert, I Don't Have A Manual On Parenting, I Make Mistakes, I'm Selfish Too.'

When I Started In The Clubs, I Had To Work Places Where Didn't Nobody Else Want To Work. I Had To Do Clubs Where Street Gangs Were, Had To Do Motorcycle Gangs, Gay Balls And Things Of That Nature.