The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

I Took My Sports Experience To My Life On Stage. That's Why I'm So Disciplined. Playing Sports, I Was Always Underestimated. I Was Never Picked First To Do Anything. This Always Helped Me. It Taught Me How To Push Myself.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.