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After I Began To Make Some Money, My Brain-damaged Accountant Put Me In One Business After Another That Went Bad. The Only One That Panned Out Was A Small Bank, An Old Scottish Firm With London Offices In Pall Mall. I Was A Director. We Sold Out To A Larger Bank. That Was The Only Successful Venture I've Had, Apart From Acting.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

It's Not The Worst Thing To Slap A Woman Now And Then.

People Used To Call Me Bond In The Street. It Was Impossible To Avoid Crowds Of People All Over The Place And Blinding Flashguns. The Beatles Had To Run The Gauntlet As Well, But At Least There Were Four Of Them!

My Boy, We Are Pilgrims In An Unholy Land.