I'm Directing The Sky Show. I'm Not

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

You Can't Just Yell Jokes At People.

I Love Doing Stuff With Todd Barry And Jon Benjamin. We Give The Stage To Good Bands And Funny People.

As Far As Just My Stand-up Is Concerned, I Don't Care About Changing Anyone's Mind. I'm Not Making An Argument. I'm A Guy Doing Comedy.

Back When The Bible Was Written, Then Edited, Then Rewritten, Then Rewritten, Then Re-edited, Then Translated From Dead Languages, Then Re-translated, Then Edited, Then Rewritten, Then Given To Kings For Them To Take Their Favorite Parts, Then Rewritten, Then Re-rewritten, Then Translated Again, Then Given To The Pope For Him To Approve, Then Rewritten, Then Edited Again, The Re-re-re-re-rewritten Again...all Based On Stories That Were Told Orally 30 To 90 Years After They Happened.. To People Who Didnt Know How To Write... So...