I'm Deeply Driven And Want My Finger

By The End Of The Week, If I'm Still Alive, I Get To Write Whatever I Want About It All.

It's Not Enough For Me To Cover Theater, I Have To Throw Myself Around Every Other Art Form, And Do So Thoroughly And Relentlessly.

It's A Good Thing That Columnists Don't Make Homosexuality Their Last Taboo Anymore. But I Wish The Columnists Themselves Would Come Out Too.

A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole Nuclear Family!

For Better Or Worse, I've Always Tried To March To My Own Drum And Tell It Like It Is, While Preserving Some Integrity And Style. God, I'm Fabulous!