I'm Deeply Driven And Want My Finger

In '75, The Year Both A Chorus Line And Chicago Hit Broadway, My Head Spun Around And I Became The Ultimate Theater Queen For Life.

I Don't Know About You, But I Can Tell When Someone's Lying. They Can't Look You In The Eye - They Look You In The Bridge Of Your Nose.

A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole Nuclear Family!

By The End Of The Week, If I'm Still Alive, I Get To Write Whatever I Want About It All.

I Can't Drive, So I Can Only Live In New York, Which Is Fine With Me.