I'm Deeply Driven And Want My Finger

A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole Nuclear Family!

I Can't Drive, So I Can Only Live In New York, Which Is Fine With Me.

In '75, The Year Both A Chorus Line And Chicago Hit Broadway, My Head Spun Around And I Became The Ultimate Theater Queen For Life.

It's Not Enough For Me To Cover Theater, I Have To Throw Myself Around Every Other Art Form, And Do So Thoroughly And Relentlessly.

I'm Just A Simple Kid From Brooklyn Who Landed Into The Most Enchanted Lifestyle Imaginable.