I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

When I'm Funny Is When I'm Angriest.

It's Absolutely Stupid That We Live Without An Ozone Layer. We Have Men, We've Got Rockets, We've Got Saran Wrap - Fix It!

Democrats Are Dumb And Republicans Are Stupid, But The Difference Between Dumb And Stupid Is Dumb Isn't Funny. Dumb Is When You Say Something And The Whole Room Goes, 'what Did He Say?'

How Our Government Works... It Doesn't.