I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A

I've Got Stuff About Airline Mergers, Which Just Shows That My Stand-up Is Getting More Insane By The Minute.

Interesting Thing About Being Rich Is Once You Pay Your Taxes, You're Still Rich.

Nyquil Comes In Two Colors, Red And Green, And It's The Only Thing On The Planet That Tastes Like Red And Green.

I Do Not Make Jokes About Sarah Palin Simply Because I Could Not Live In This World If I Believed She Was A Real Person.

I Have N'sync And Aerosmith And Britney Spears. I Have A Trifecta From Hell.