I'm Clean And Dope Like Heroin Soap

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

There's A Side That I Want To Do Just Like Really Retarded Arty Films … Like Parody, Pretentious Art Films That Kind Of Are Supposed To Have Some Deep Meaning.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.

I Was A Huge Internet Junkie.

I’m Going To Do A Lot Of Weird Stuff That’s Not Going To Be Like Me Prancing Around Like An Insane 12-year-old. I Showed Everybody That Side Of Me And I Think It’s Time To Do Different Stuff, Even When It Comes Down To The Type Of Humor. I Want To Do Some Drier, Weirder Stuff.