I Had Sadness For Breakfast.

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.

I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.

I'm Clean And Dope Like Heroin Soap