I'm Bad On Valentine's Day, But Even

I Am A Comedian And You Guys Know Whatever I Say, I Don't Mean Any Of It.

We Cannot Turn Our Back And Say That Violence In Films Or Anything That We Do Doesn't Have A Sort Of Influence. It Does.

Guys Don't Adapt As Well As Women Do To Getting Their Heart Broken For The First Time. It's Tragic. I Really Wanted To Be In Love, Get Married, Have Kids And Buy A Wood-paneled Station Wagon For The Family. But It Didn't Work Out, And, Boy, It Wrecked It!

I've Had To Be A Man Since I Was 12 Or 13. I Had A Job. And I Was Playing The Piano For People Twice My Age. Handling Responsibility Is What Makes A Man A Man.

What I've Noticed Is That When People Win Huge And They Have Those Huge, Huge Successes, Sometimes They Forget About The Actual Acting Of It, And Sometimes It's Hard To Come Down From Their Perch.