I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.