I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.