I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like

My Dad Grew Up Basically In A Hut In Taiwan Without Enough Food To Eat. And Within One Generation His Son In America Gets To Do A Comedy Show About Whatever He Wants.

If You Believe That Men And Women Have Equal Rights, If Someone Asks If You're Feminist, You Have To Say Yes Because That Is How Words Work.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

Whats The Worst That Could Happen?! The Worst That Could Happen Is He Could Cut Off Your Legs And Use Them To Make Stilts That Look Like Legs!

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.