I'm An Emotional Eater. When I Get

Like All These Women In Hollywood, People Don't Realize That They Work Out Like Six Hours A Day With A Personal Trainer And Have A Chef. They Can Pay For All Of That Stuff, And That's Why They Look Like That.

I Was Dating This Guy And We Would Spend All Day Text Messaging Each Other. And He Thought That He Could Tell That He Liked Me More Because He Actually Spelt The Word 'you' And I Just Put The Letter 'u'.

After Being Called Cherubic And Chubby, I'm Rocking A Bikini!

Women Are So Unforgiving Of Themselves. We Don't Recognize Our Own Beauty Because We're Too Busy Comparing Ourselves To Other People.

I Don't Really Care What People Think About My Hair. It's My Hair, So Why Should They Care? Ooh, That Rhymed.