I'm Always Being Told By Directors That

I'm Not Saying I Hate Jews, I'm Just Saying That I Think They Shouldn't Be Alive Any More.

I'm Pretty Sure Africa Was Made Up By The Media To Scare People. I Mean, I've Never Seen It. Have You? I Didn't Think So.

Turning Water To Wine? I Mean C'mon, That's Stupid. They Should Have Let Me Write The Bible.

I Don't Mind It If Blacks Want Equal Rights, As Long As They Mean Rights Equal To A Dog

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.