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I've Found That I'd Be The First One To Cut Lines.

The 1916 Uprising Was Kind Of The Most Important Rebellion In Ireland's Fight For Independence That Had Been Going On For 700 Years. So It's A Very Important Moment In History For Us.

Vampire Teeth Really Aren't Very Efficient, Are They? It Looks Very Messy. I'm Not Sure It's The Best Way To Get A Pint Off Anyone.

Lindsay Lohan Was The 'it' Girl From, Like, 14. That's A Lot Of Pressure.

I Don't Know What Kind Of Swag I'd Get If I Were Extra Irish. It Would Just Be, Like, Extra Potatoes. Or Like A Free Pint Of Guinness.