I'm All For Stage Diving, But Just

I'm Too Busy Acting Like I'm Not Naive. I've Seen It All, I Was Here First.

It's Okay To Eat Fish Because They Don't Have Any Feelings.

I’m Not Mad. I’m In A Perfectly Happy Mood, You Asshole.

I Wasn't Thriving Socially, So I Stayed In My Room And Played Guitar All The Time.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.