I'm All For Stage Diving, But Just

The Worst Crime Is Faking It.

If My Eyes Could Show My Soul,everyone Would Cry When They Saw Me Smile.

A Friend Is Nothing But A Known Enemy.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.