I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I

Everybody Wants To Solve Everybody's Problems.

Coffee And Smoking Are The Last Great Addictions.

Have I Seen The Commitments? I Was Obsessed With That Movie. I Just Watched It Again About Two Weeks Ago.

I'm Not Afraid To Look Like A Fool - And I Think When You're Not Afraid, You Never Do.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?