I'm Afraid Of Animals.

I Was Raised In A Mostly White Neighborhood. I Was This Little White Girl Jamming Out To Ella Fitzgerald And Bobby Brown.

I Bite My Fingernails. That's Probably Not A Good Thing.

I Look Up To People Who Succeed In Accomplishing Their Dreams.

Oh, Lighten Up, Clark. I'm The One Having Scalding Hot Air Directed At My Genitals.

What If The Genetically Superior Male Is Actually A Bit Of A Dickhead?